Putin is easy to read
IRINA MIROCHNIK
To do this, remember the Orwellian rule: “War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength.”
Now the writer Dmitry Glukhovsky reads it in his own way: you just need to change any plus to a minus, any “yes” to “no”, any “black” to “white”, and any “they” to “we”.
Taking advantage of this, let’s see what Putin said on December 21, taking part in the collegium of the RF Ministry of Defense.
Quotes taken from the website kremlin.ru
1. “Our units gained great combat experience during this special operation. The task of the Ministry of Defense, the General Staff, as I said, is to carefully analyze this experience, systematize it as quickly as possible and include it in the programs and plans for training personnel, training troops in general and supplying the troops with the necessary equipment “-
The essence of what has been said: we were rebuffed and now is the time to think about how this happened. How we, the “second army in the world”, turned out to be for the most part a rabble of stupid, unmotivated, poorly educated non-humans.
2. “Second – I draw the attention of the Government, the leadership of the Ministry of Defense, and other departments to the need to work in the closest contact with each other within the framework of a specially created structure – the Coordinating Council.”
The essence of what has been said is why our work is so uncoordinated, why no one listens to anyone and everyone in this war is on their own. Goida, brothers! (in response from the audience sadness, yawns and averting eyes)
3. “Third, we will continue to maintain the combat readiness and improve the combat readiness of the nuclear triad. This is the main guarantee of preserving our sovereignty and territorial integrity, strategic parity, and the overall balance of power in the world.”
Bottom line: Nightmare! Well, is there anything you can do? The nucleus is the only thing we have left and why we have not yet been completely destroyed. At least try not to fix it now, and while I scare everyone with the threat of using an atomic bomb, bring him, well, at least to some kind of state.
4. “We will continue to equip our strategic forces with the latest types of weapons. I repeat, all the plans outlined will certainly be fulfilled. Further, it is important to increase the combat capabilities of the Aerospace Forces, including the number of fighters and bombers when they operate in the coverage area of modern air defense systems”
The essence of what has been said: Cardboard, cardboard and again cardboard! Give inflatable anti-aircraft missile systems. Damn… You stole everything and it looks like you still will. Guys, well, at least have a drop of conscience, I can’t just wag my tongue. And about the sky … We screwed up notably. It’s scary to fly in, so we’ll sell the victory about the bombers that fly over the Caspian.
5. “Fifth, it is necessary to improve the command and control system and communications in order to ensure the stability and efficiency of command and control of troops in any conditions.”
The essence of what has been said: Here you are, tuye, and even in uniform! Why the hell are they talking on ordinary mobile phones at the front?! I’m already tired of listening to our intercepts, God forgive me, soldiers! It’s shameful and dangerous what they carry there. Remove all these flags and pigeon mail, shame is simple,
[Writer Irina Mirochnik is the President at IMMER Group & Doctor of Philosophy in Law(PhD)]
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