BJP’s Urinating Man! Are you the victim next?

KAKALI DAS

One week ago, a BJP leader Pravesh Shukla urinated on a tribal man in village Kubri, Madhya Pradesh in front of a shop.

The shopkeeper told the reporter of Newslaundry that he had recorded the incident on his phone and even tried to stop Shukla. But Shukla was too drunk to be stopped. The victim had to come to the shop for a phone recharge and was sitting on the stairs when Shukla started urinating on him.

Politicians say shit and we accept it as it is, so Shukla must have thought what’s the big deal in urinating!?

Those with authority have a lot of power – villagers even told that the police favour him, and that he bosses around saying he is the MLA’s representative. The incident could be easily forgotten but it was captured on mobile and went viral on social media.

The video circulated from village to the global level – our image in front of the world now is that a small leader in the ruling party is seen urinating on poor man.

When criticism follows such incidents, some of us are not welcoming of it – but if this behaviour is displayed, what will the world say, if not condemn harshly?

And, did Shukla apologize?

Is he repenting for his action?

No.

“It could be fake – as we are informed how artificial intelligence may be employed to generate more fake videos. Or what if Pakistani ISI or George Soros or Khan market gang is behind the video? This may very well be a conspiracy against Shukla, who is considered close aide of the BJP MLA Kedarnath Shukla. So, may be this was a fake news launched to weaken our nation. (slow claps)”

BJP’s Urinating Man! Are you the victim next?

Pravesh Shukla went underground soon after the clip went viral. As the clip circulated more, pressure built up on the government to take action – NSA was involved. The victim was forced to sign an affidavit that the peeing video was fake.

It could be fake – as we are informed how artificial intelligence may be employed to generate more fake videos. Or what if Pakistani ISI or George Soros or Khan market gang is behind the video? This may very well be a conspiracy against Shukla, who is considered close aide of the BJP MLA Kedarnath Shukla. So, may be this was a fake news launched to weaken our nation. (slow claps)

Father of the urinating man, Ramakant Shukla also said the same thing – his son is a representative of the BJP MLA which is why he is being targeted by the opposition – hence, demanding full investigating on the matter.

The video went more viral and was talked about more on social media. The MLA did the same thing any politician would do – he disowned, saying Pravesh Shukla is not his representative or a BJP worker. Police registered a case under IPC sections 294 (obscene acts and songs), 504 (intentional insult with intent to provoke breach of the peace), and SC/ST (Prevention of atrocities) Act, as well as NSA which was invoked too.

“Odisha train accident happens, but Hindu Muslim angle, conspiracy angle is mixed to fool and distract public. When all air is cleared, a technical fault becomes apparent as the cause of the accident. Manipur is burning for two months now, people are dying there, but not a single tweet by our honourable PM yet. People seem to be more interested in France, and godi media is busy covering the situation in it. While the rich are getting richer, the poor are becoming poorer. Not to forget, our per capita income is competing with that of Bangladesh.”

The MLA was asked when he was sending a bulldozer to Pravesh Shukla’s house – after all, had the surname been different, house would be razed, a bulldozer jihad would have been launched by now. This was time to show that instant justice is for everyone, and that is why bulldozer was sent to Pravesh Shukla’s house.

You know, people nowadays are no longer interested in courts, they want justice by bulldozer. However, I feel that the right punishment for Pravesh Shukla is to also get urinated upon – the same that he had done to that tribal man – what do you think?

What would be the right punishment, especially for defaming our country? But it doesn’t really matter what we think – Shukla has entered as a small time politician and will return stronger, by playing all the right cards like conspiracy, victim card, us versus them and Nehru’s mistake.

In this case though, the public became aware for a change, and politicians, police had to take action due to their pressure. But this kind of urination is happening on us every day, and it seems like we are enjoying it. Big YouTubers in India are deleting Chinese apps thinking it is a big step. Big new anchors are saying rupee is overtaking dollar, that rupee will dominate all the currencies in the world.

But the truth is, big Indian refiners are paying in Yuan (Chinese currency) for Russian oil imports – feeding Chinese dream of global domination. We are cheerleading for China, a country which is our economic threat and is constantly trying to snatch our land away.

“Believe it or not – there are still people who are defending Pravesh Shukla for his actions. But the real patriots know that if you don’t raise questions now, then one day they will urinate upon you too – who will speak for you then?”

Odisha train accident happens, but Hindu Muslim angle, conspiracy angle is mixed to fool and distract public. When all air is cleared, a technical fault becomes apparent as the cause of the accident.

Manipur is burning for two months now, people are dying there, but not a single tweet by our honourable PM yet. People seem to be more interested in France, and godi media is busy covering the situation in it. While the rich are getting richer, the poor are becoming poorer. Not to forget, our per capita income is competing with that of Bangladesh.

Why can’t we ask questions about acche din and amrit kaal? Oh, but now, there is no amrit kaal – it is renamed to kartavya kaal – so continue your duty without expectations, and don’t ask questions, or face consequences for it.

Believe it or not – there are still people who are defending Pravesh Shukla for his actions. But the real patriots know that if you don’t raise questions now, then one day they will urinate upon you too – who will speak for you then?

So friends, hold your politicians accountable for their actions – and thus help in keeping the country clean.

07-07-2023

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